Fight Fixed! Wolf Awarded Prize! Peace Sheep Stunned!

Wolf wins prize

Wolf wins prize

I wish I could get someone to write my (crappy) speeches so I good win a prize.

Welcome to the Nobel Prize for Peace, 2009.

I pray the medicine, physics and literature Nobel winners weren’t undistinguished juveniles with great “potential”.

Thanks to Sweden’s star-struck Nobel Committee, Pretendident Barack Obama can now add the Junior-Junior Ignobel Hopium Peace Prize to his other unearned accolades.  I trust there’s still room on his White House mantel.  Let’s see… if  he  pushes back the Lincoln, FDR, and JFK trophies and moves Malcom X,  Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandela a little to the left he can squeeze it in… next to the Presidency of the United States, Democratic Party leadership, and de facto sovereignty over the American Black community.  Sadly, the award, grand as it is, must fall beneath the shadow of HIS tall Messiah statuette.

Although Obama publicly acknowledged that he does not deserve even to sit in the company of previous winners, he humbly (for him) accepted, while promising that he would (continue to) do nothing to deserve it in the coming years of his administration.  YAY! He can now place this award next to arch fiend and murderer, Henry Kissinger’s, who also accepted the prize with astonishing hubris.

nobel peace prize clownMohandas Gandhi didn’t win a Peace Prize after a lifetime of Peace leadership, for freeing a nation!. That award was reserved for boy genius, Hope hustler, Barack Obama AT THE OUTSET OF HIS TERM, IN JANUARY, 2009. What were they (not) thinking?  Since then he’s abandoned Gay and women’s rights,handed the people’s Treasury to the banksters, ignored torture, vowed to detain more suspects indefinitelywithout trial, expanded a two- front war, attacked innocent people with drones, created more refugees, etc.  Were they hoping to tickle the sociopath into good behavior? Too late, that job’s been taken!

DOUBLE SCREW OBAMA. I NEED A DRINK!

WHAT DESERVING, ENLIGHTENING, INSPIRING,  SELF-SACRIFICING ACTIVIST DID THEY PASS  OVER TO REACH B.O. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL?!!

The Nobel Peace Prize is now officially worthless, a tin badge in a cereal box, a foil covered mint patty. Obama’s win has turned the king of international prizes into coinage so debased as to declare it counterfeit. He  has won the hope and change prize for dashing hope while remaining the same.  Why wasn’t George W. Bush a co-recipient? George Bush

When I heard that President Backtrack had been so honored, my jaw dropped, my head spun. It almost felt like the outrage of his outlandish, wasteful inauguration; a celebration of the specialness of HIM. I was embarrassed and furious again at the absurdity of predictable Obachatter and Obadoctrination among the blinkered, swooning masses, the paid-off media. After all, Obama the wolf discarded his sheep’s attire even before his official cannonization, back in September 2008, when he flip flopped on FISA and since then has paraded openly in his peau de loup for all to see.

WHEN HE F*CKS UP THE WORLD, CAN THEY TAKE IT BACK?

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2 Responses to Fight Fixed! Wolf Awarded Prize! Peace Sheep Stunned!

  1. Cinie says:

    Whatcha got against foil covered mint patties, huh? Personally, I think they’re scrumdeliumptous! They’re worth waaaay more than Obama’s peace prize for de-fanged shark jumping in a man made tank. Next thing ya know, you’ll probably be dissing Skittles rainbows and My Little Pony.

    Kumbayah?

    Wimoweh?

    Bombaye?

    Watu wazuri?

    O-ba-ma?

    Smi-ile! We’ve been Punk’d on Candid Camera!

  2. Patriotdems says:

    Cinie, your cynicism exceeds even mine.

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